It's a Crack Party in SoBe!

My Sunday was spent on the beach.
I counted two men, twenty-two women and three grandmas in thong bikinis (please see below).
That’s a grand spanking total of fifty-four butt cheeks. Now—my eyes are 100% desensitized to the b-crack…and I hate to admit it, but my crystal clear bikini of a tan line is kinda (barely) making me want to join the party.