Velkommen to Norway

I arrived in Oslo Thursday afternoon and am still awaiting my first troll sighting. You know, the dumpy men that hide under bridges and steal children. All of the living specimens that I’ve seen thus far are tall, blond, and gorgeous. If things continue this way, I’m going to dress like a troll and steal one for myself. Preferably one that is single, male, and 32+.

Norway is similar to Narnia.
The views are breathtaking, people greet you by saying, “Hei Hei”, it’s light outside...pretty much all of the time, and if something half-human half-horse ran through the forest, it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest.

This is going to be an awesome two months.