Gnome Pain, Gnome Gain

Check out this message that I received on Gnomelovin.com...painful. 
Not the type of gnome I'm looking for. 

Dear Gigantic-overly-tall-gnome-loving-lady,

Gnot everyone gets my sense of humor, but after reviewing your personal profile on Gnome-Lovin', I feel my wit may match the size of your largely-scaled tallness. I too like walks in the garden. Not a big fan of dogs as they tend to soil my soil quite often. I will gaze longingly into the sunset, sometime for days, weeks and even years on end. While I may only be the height of a Pringles can, I have a very large garden hose … next to me. I hope to gnab some gnome time with you soon.

Yours truly,

Texas Sized Gnome, Aaron 

ps. Aaron, you make me laugh. Brilliant. 

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